It’s December again, and time for:
The Muslim who Crapped on Christmas
Every kafir within the unfastened international Liked Christmas so much…
But The Muslim, Who lived in a Hell-Hole, Did NOT!
The Muslim hated Christmas! He rejected Jesus Christ!
But he favored molesting youngsters, and he used to be coated in lice.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just proper.
It could be, perhaps, that his suicide vest used to be too tight.
But I feel that the perhaps explanation why of all,
May were that his mind used to be two sizes too small, (because of years of inbreeding.)
Ok, the true explanation why that the Muslim opted for slaughter
used to be that his faith used to be false and had not anything to supply.
So he stewed within the filth along with his water mind and his vest,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the remaining,
Staring down from his cave with a bitter, Muslim frown,
At the ladies all dressed in, now not Trash Sacks, however Gowns!
For he knew each and every kafir that dwelling round the earth’s curve,
Had wealth and prosperity that the Muslim didn’t deserve.
“They eat pork!” he gasped, after which he watched them sip booze,
“By Allah I must kill them, they’re friends with the JEWS!”
Then he growled, short of Jesus to be absolutely negated,
“I MUST stop Christmas from being celebrated!”
For Tomorrow, he knew, that every kafir and good friend,
Would every reside non violent lives and reject Islam AGAIN!
Then the Kafirs, old and young, would be pleased about lifestyles.
And they’d banquet! And they’d now not even beat up their WIFE!
And then! Oh, the liberty! Oh, the Biddah! oh expensive, The Innovation!
Not that they’d the rest like that during his country.
That’s something he hated! To see them ADVANCIN’!
So he determined to kidnap their youngsters for Ransom!
“Why, for fourteen hundred years I’ve put up with it now!”
“So this year I’ll Jihad again, But how?”
Then he were given an concept! An terrible concept!
THE MUSLIM GOT A ISLAMIC, AWFUL IDEA!
“I know just what to do!” The Muslim laughed in his throat.
And he stepped out of doors fast and molested his goat.